Schlem

When one rolls one tongue in such a way that it sprays spit much like a venomous snake

Did you see that? I just schlemmed in that kid's face!

by Simon December 17, 2003

Schlick Pop

This word is most commonly used to describe the noise that Doug/Louis/Dave's ass makes when G's penis is removed from it.

G: Hey Doug, you ready for a nasty "schlick pop"?
Doug: No, please keep going!

by Jeff Ladd a.k.a. Meatballs December 19, 2004

schlick

The opposite of “schlong,” especially when schlong is assumed to imply a normal sized unit.

She said that he didn’t quite have a micro penis, but more of a schlick.

by Gharles May 24, 2018

schlem

the grimy, smelly, and crusty shit secreted from your penis

A.K.A.
cheese dick
smegma
cock cheese
etc.

"dude whats that smell!"
" oh thats my fucking schlem"

by vincent lombardi April 8, 2008

Schlimple

When some one with a low IQ has one leg longer than the other and it affects their walk.

"Shes been schlimple since birth, put together totally wrong."

by Aggs87 December 12, 2013

Schlimpin Bananagins

Jake Hekler.

Jake Hekler: "I am simpin so hard for this girl."
Mengy: "So you are schlimpin bananagins?"

by Meat Day March 9, 2020

Schlimeē

When a person is loki using partial truths to manipulate another to their advantage; a series of truths that when culminated become a lie.

When i asked Do you have a girlfriend, i was unaware how specific I Needed to be when my desire was to know if he was SINGLE! “No, no girlfriend”, but that’s only due to the female in his life being his “Fiancé”! That’s being “Schlimeē”!

by 𝔸𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕝𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕞 January 6, 2021