smashed

Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.

She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.

by Jonathan January 14, 2005

stashed the yams

A ballon filled with herion.

Tommy Pantsdown stashed the yams at his aunties house.

by Tommy Pantsdown August 29, 2006

smashed crab

n. 1. = bashed crab 2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

by ozzie69 June 10, 2005

slashed

Scottish term used to describe being cut with a knife or blade.

Ned: Here mate, want slashed?

Ned 2: Bolt ya rocket.

by JackoMayte May 16, 2010

SmasheD

Someone who plays Battlefield, and only Battlefield and is really really good at it. Is also good at that game called "Real Life". Chick magnet.

OMGWTFBBQ! that SmasheD dude can pick up chicks and play BF42 at the same time, while looking cool!

by SmasheD March 12, 2005

smashed rat

When a female moons you by bending over so far that she presses her vag against a window, as in a car window. The image of a hairy vulva and red/pink labia looks like a smashed animal.

Guy: the other night after the party I mooned a car full of girls, then one of them responded and pulled a smashed rat on us.

by Raunch Beard April 2, 2010

slashed mattress

the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.

that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006