One Trick Pony 

People that are decent or good at 1 thing, but fucking shit at everything else

"Dude Desmond is so good at Lux!"

"He's the shittiest player unless he's mid because he's a fucking one trick pony."

One Trick Pony by nautilussssssss December 10, 2018

pongo 

An army guy.

Origin: Pembroke/Petawawa, Ontario, Canada

"That Debbie slut is after the pongo's again. Skank!"

pongo by Cyr July 11, 2003

pony stomp 

the act of stomping on a vagina with great force while holding the legs apart for maximum contact; a bizarre form of domestic and sexual abuse related to the donkey punch.

When I came home late, Daniel punished me with a pony stomp. My vagina is still weeping.

pony stomp by doycakes July 21, 2010

phony pony 

Fake hair, specifically a fake pony tail.

"Cute hair."
"Girl, that's just a phony pony."

phony pony by Judy Birgen January 6, 2009

Pingo-Pongo

Pingo-Pongo is what happens when a woman doesn't know when to keep her mouth shut. It usually happens when men are talking about man things such as being a man, doing ladies or living in the city. A woman then rudely interrupts by talking about knitting or something.

JOHN: Yes, I bought my most recent automobile for fifty grand.

EDDIE: Ooh that's sounds nice.

MARY:John the baby's on fire!

JOHN: What the fuck did you just say! Keep it down bitch!

EDDIE: Jeez I haven't seen a Pingo-Pongo like that since the seventies.

Pingo-Pongo by Betty Jackson April 11, 2010

Pongoo 

A gross smelly fart.

Chelsea: Ewww... did you hear Melissa pongoo!
Grecia: Yeah it smelled terrible!

Pongoo by Chelissia February 15, 2009

pontooning 

The act of swaffling (smacking your penis against something) fast and furiously between a woman's breasts. Similar to motorboating but with a penile element.

You could motorboat your girlfriend, but may derive more pleasure from pontooning her instead. Just make sure it is ok to ejaculate in her cleavage before doing so.

pontooning by Ryanandluciana April 23, 2013