Pingo-Pongo

Pingo-Pongo is what happens when a woman doesn't know when to keep her mouth shut. It usually happens when men are talking about man things such as being a man, doing ladies or living in the city. A woman then rudely interrupts by talking about knitting or something.

JOHN: Yes, I bought my most recent automobile for fifty grand.

EDDIE: Ooh that's sounds nice.

MARY:John the baby's on fire!

JOHN: What the fuck did you just say! Keep it down bitch!

EDDIE: Jeez I haven't seen a Pingo-Pongo like that since the seventies.

Pingo-Pongo by Betty Jackson April 11, 2010

pongo 

An army guy.

Origin: Pembroke/Petawawa, Ontario, Canada

"That Debbie slut is after the pongo's again. Skank!"

pongo by Cyr July 11, 2003

pongo matress

a slutty house wife or young girl or sister or your mother that sleeps with a lot of pongos (army guys)
origin: petawawa/pembroke

"hey john whats it like to be married to a pongo matress"
"rob likes pongo matress"

pongo matress by shawpainpleasure September 24, 2005

Urple Pingo 

Common shorthand for a person who is generally not well liked by others. Used most frequently to describe males of short stature with poor hygiene. Usually they will be seen bothering women who do not wish their attentions. They are needy, self-loathing & generally pathetic. As well they will usually have poor eating habits and most Urple Pingoes can be seen frequenting low-grade hamburger chains. While some Urple Pingoes may have college-level education, most will not. Usually this is due to growing up in a broken home. As such, many will struggle to even complete high school.

The phrase was coined in Albuquerque, New Mexico by local teenagers who were attempting to have a way to speak about Juggalos in their presence without having it made known publicly. Eventually, it disassociated from the entirety of the Psychopathic family and began to refer to anyone with poor hygiene.

Guy 1: Did you see Urple Pingo hanging out with Stephanie?
Guy 2: Yeah, I hope his stink don't rub off on her.

Urple Pingo by Jack O'FF June 20, 2013

pingo 

slang for dick in spanish, therefore can be used as a nickname for someone named ricardo

Dude: (to Ricardo) "Hey Pingo whats up?"

pingo by The WIZZZZZARD January 15, 2011

Pongo mattress 

Normally a girl who will sleep with any army guy or pongo. Often gross and could take a bedpost inside her.

Guy 1: Hey have you been with Kandy?
Guy 2: Ewww! No way she been with every pongo on base, it would be like doing a bucket of water.
Guy 1:Ohh so she's a totally Pongo mattress.

Pongo mattress by Jake Parkbench March 27, 2011

Pongo’d 

A "Pongo" is a stance which can be performed by standing next to a colleague and placing one foot (preferably a large slip-on) on the desk next to the intended target. Thus, forcing the genitals into a close proximity of victims face. Ideally, to be recognized as an official "PONGO", the desk or table must be at least 2'6" high.

Jesus Dean... I was fucking sat minding my own business building the Page 7 at work when i got a whiff of Twiglets. When i turned round all i saw was a size 14 slip-on on my desk. Straight away i knew it... I'd been Fucking PONGO’d

Pongo’d by professor pumpanickel November 4, 2009