Tuna Poes

Origin: South Africa / Internet culture

Refers to a female’s vagina smelling fishy/bad. Smells like trouble and disease. “Stay away” warning smell. If she opens her legs, you pass out. If you prefer seafood, then get up in that shit.

Horny guy: bro I opened her legs and all I smelled was her tuna poes.

Guy 2: hell nah, you had some seafood?

Horny guy 1: Nah bro, wasn’t in the mood for tuna or passing out.

by electricdildo October 29, 2025

Poes kak

When someone looks so good you just have to tell them

Person 1: dude I wanna say that you look poes kak
Person 2: awe bru shot

by PhatPoes April 23, 2022

On Poe

Similar to the word 'bet', you'll be using 'On Poe' for similar reasons.

''Hey bro, wanna get some good cocaine?
''On Poe bro!''

''Bro these are some sick songs!''
''On Poe.''

by OnPoe July 3, 2019

Poes disrespectful

A phrase used in place of saying excuse me.
Invented my Tesla .

That’s poes disrespectful bro

by unicornpower4realzzz May 28, 2019

obvious poe

someone who attempts to be a Poe (of the Poe's Law), but is clearly bad at it.

obvious poe is obvious

by samuel1234567 July 26, 2019

maxwell harrison poe

Maxwell Harrison Poe is probably the tallest, smartest, and best looking guy you meet. He loves jokes and he loves drinks, he won't turn down a challenge either, so you better watch out when a Maxwell Harrison Poe walks in the room, he won't hesitate to challenge or change/confirm what you know. It is strongly suggested that you befriend this wild beast.

Billy: Who is that tall sexy guy over there?

Tim: Don't you know? That's Maxwell Harrison Poe!

by piderman7879 May 10, 2018

slim poes

Afrikaans slang word for an ignorant person who always corrects you, even if they are incorrect (acting like they know everything about any subject)

John: “Did you hear that JuiceWrld has passed away?”
Simon: “Nah I doubt, I would’ve heard of it or seen it somewhere online, it’s probably fake news.”
John: “Alright you slim poes, go look it up then.”

by unclesins October 4, 2021