Platonic

Unromantic and borderline sexually deviant

Hey babe, I know it is our first anniversary Sundy and it may be platonic to ask, but you wanna tag team Brian this weekend?

by tragicapathy June 2, 2021

platonic soulmate

a deep, meaningful connection with someone you're not romantically or sexually attracted to, but with whom you feel a strong sense of understanding, intimacy, and connection

rhyne and alisha are platonic soulmates

by not allison/- April 18, 2025

Platonic Lust

When one or two people want to stay friends while doing coupley things without the stigmas of a dating relationship

I have a platonic lust for my friend(s)

by Complicated Shit? June 13, 2023

platonic bridge-salesman

A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.

Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!

by QuacksO March 6, 2017

platonic incel

a guy that doesn't have a close female/nonbinary friend and therefore has an incel mentality towards these groups

Oh Omar? He's never had a female friend except his gf and doesn't see the value in having non-men as friends. He also has women-hating tendencies.

Yea he's a platonic incel.

by bringmealittlewaterSylvie November 23, 2021

Platonic Hate

Hating someone but in a platonically affectionate way. Like yes, I’d kill you, but I’d be lowkey sad when you died.

Person one: “I hate you so much”
Person two: “Lowkey I love you too”
Person one: “I am going to fucking peel your skin off of your rotting corpse”

Narrator: “Platonic Hate ❤️”

by untangy October 30, 2025

Platonic Tension

In between the friend zone and getting along too well, typically seen when two friends are displaying symptoms of a failing relationship and share an intimate bond.

"Ricardo and I have been getting awfully close."
"I can totally feel the Platonic Tension! Aren't you both in failing relationships?"
"Yeah, we bonded through our pain."

by varvarvic060 December 7, 2020