Pirate Master

A sex act in which a male receiving oral sex pulls out and shoots semen into his partner's eye, and then when they stand up in anger, kicks them in one leg. This leaves the partner hopping on one foot, holding one eye and saying "ARRRG!"

Pirate Master is on Tommy's sexual bucket list, along with The Cleveland Steamer and the Angry Dragon....this explains why Tommy isn't that popular with the ladies.

Pirate Master by warontara September 19, 2012

Pirate-Eyed 

The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.

<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........

Pirate-Eyed by DavidTheRave June 23, 2015

Pirate Piggy 

Pirate Piggy is a wise and trustworthy pig. He will grant you good fortune and bring balance in your life. However, though he is a trustworthy ally, he is the worst of enemies. Wrongdoing of Pirate Piggy will cause an endless curse that can not be cured. Be sure to not trifle him.

Matthew: There's a treasure map underneath that plate.

Kyle: I believe that's the treasure map of Pirate Piggy. You should read that or you'll be cursed!

Simon: I'm not stupid, I'm not going to look under my plate.

Pirate Piggy by Not Yellow Swine April 26, 2016

Pirate Water

Water kept in a large glass bottle. When used correctly, it can reduce multiple trips to a sink or fountain. Great for social occasions because it looks fancy. Can be poured into smaller vessels or consumed right from bottle.

My friends and I shared a bottle of pirate water during a smoke session to prevent multiple trips to the kitchen.

Pirate Water by kiimosabe September 12, 2016

Pirate's Life 

An underground term used amongst those who love the nomadic life of travel trailers, where they are free to live and love whom they choose without judgement from their fellow kin. Mostly all enjoy free love and swingers lifestyle and typically denoted by the Pirate symbol on vehicles or clothes they wear.

Look at that sticker of a pirate on the Airstream trailer parked outside that gay bar, that guy lives the Pirate's Life!!!

Pirate's Life by Welchlin February 21, 2023

pirate's punch 

n. A drink that will get you drunk as a swashbuckling pirate.

Yarrrrrggghhhh!!! The Pirate's Punch!

pirate's punch by Keith Cuttlefish September 13, 2006

Pirate Game 

This is a game played when there are large amounts of beer and rum aka: "Pirate Juice". The players aka: "Pirates", drink in a room where there is a large bed. aka: " USS Marie Antoinette".
Pirate Language should be used when sober enough. Once the Pirate Juice has been consumed, the Pirates much go on missions to scew with people or tackle large inflatable santas. In the morning the Pirates must overtake a resturant such as a Waffle House or Quaker Steak.

" Damn son, when I get back from Singapore we are playing the Pirate Game."

Pirate Game by Peg_Leg February 14, 2010