A woman who is so eager to get pregnant that she takes advantage of a man in order to get to his sperm.
Example#1: I met this really hot 35 year old women at a party last night. I thought we really had a connection, but it turned out she was just a sperm pirate.
Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a sperm pirate.
Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a sperm pirate.
by Cynthia H. August 23, 2007
Get the sperm pirate mug.A lawless and anarchistic head of state, voted into office who breaks apart from the lawful government and begins to demonstrate the deep greed, rage and nihilism dwelling within, all empowered by the passivity and naivety of the masses.
The Pirate President has shown that he has no loyalties and he will continue to plunder all that is America until we stop him.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
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Get the Moonlight pirates mug.Pirate Macauley is a vicious pirate who roams the severn seas. He is the most fearsome pirate in all the land and is incredibly terrible. He plunders and pillages many peoples land. As soon as you see him you should get away as soon as possible.
by Evil Pipe March 1, 2013
Get the Pirate Macauley mug.When you take a shot straight out of the champagne bottle. You must drink fast (less than one second) like taking a shot until your mouth is full. If a proper Pirate Shot is taken some champagne should be coming out of your mouth. A modified Pirate Shot can be done with someone else giving you a Pirate Shot. IT IS NOT JUST WATERFALLING.
by ScurvyCat September 28, 2019
Get the Pirate shot mug.A phrase popularized by the Corner Pocket webcomic community. An Emo Pirate is usually a teenager with the oh-so-unique "myspace" haircut - black and blue/red, slathered over one eye like an eyepatch. According to the experts, true Emo Pirates use Kraken ink to get the eyepatch just right.
One can immediately identify an Emo Pirate captain by the presence of more makeup and tighter pants than the other males. Legendary captains like Sadbeard and Jack Scarrow have been known to possess the infamous "double eyepatch," where both eyes are completely covered.
If one is confronted by an Emo Pirate, the best choice of action is to direct a can of bear spray into the bare eye. In the event of being out of bear spray, simply scream "YARR, matey!," and run.
One can immediately identify an Emo Pirate captain by the presence of more makeup and tighter pants than the other males. Legendary captains like Sadbeard and Jack Scarrow have been known to possess the infamous "double eyepatch," where both eyes are completely covered.
If one is confronted by an Emo Pirate, the best choice of action is to direct a can of bear spray into the bare eye. In the event of being out of bear spray, simply scream "YARR, matey!," and run.
Emo Pirate: "Hey, has anyone seen my Hawthorne Heights album? I need to cut myself with it."
Normal Individual: "YARR, matey!"
Normal Individual: "YARR, matey!"
by Dylan Evans August 2, 2006
Get the emo pirate mug.A road pirate is a person that is employed by the state to steal money from you as you drive. They can be spotted hiding behind signs, parking lots or speeding past you on the road. Their cars are equipped with sirens and lights to scare you into pulling over when they are behind you. Their cars also have cages in them where they will place you to transport you to a larger cage.
I was stopped by a road pirate today while driving to work. He said I was speeding and threatened to put me in a cage unless I sent money to his employers.
by krazimu May 10, 2014
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