Pirate Piggy is a wise and trustworthy pig. He will grant you good fortune and bring balance in your life. However, though he is a trustworthy ally, he is the worst of enemies. Wrongdoing of Pirate Piggy will cause an endless curse that can not be cured. Be sure to not trifle him.
Matthew: There's a treasure map underneath that plate.
Kyle: I believe that's the treasure map of Pirate Piggy. You should read that or you'll be cursed!
Simon: I'm not stupid, I'm not going to look under my plate.
Kyle: I believe that's the treasure map of Pirate Piggy. You should read that or you'll be cursed!
Simon: I'm not stupid, I'm not going to look under my plate.
by Not Yellow Swine January 16, 2016
This curse is the worst of curses. It is cautioned to avoid this at all costs. The only way to obtain this curse is by looking at his treasure map whenever you get the chance. The map is most often found under plates. It is highly advised to pick up the plate and read it.
Kyle: You need to look at the map!
Simon: I'm not going to look under my plate.
Kyle: Than you have the curse of Pirate Piggy.
Simon: I'm not going to look under my plate.
Kyle: Than you have the curse of Pirate Piggy.
by Not Yellow Swine January 16, 2016