university of Istanbul

What you say when someone asks you what college you went to, when you haven't gone to college.
person 1: where did you study?
person 2: university of istanbul
person 1: awesome!!
by kiimosabe December 19, 2013
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Pirate Water

Water kept in a large glass bottle. When used correctly, it can reduce multiple trips to a sink or fountain. Great for social occasions because it looks fancy. Can be poured into smaller vessels or consumed right from bottle.
My friends and I shared a bottle of pirate water during a smoke session to prevent multiple trips to the kitchen.
by kiimosabe September 12, 2016
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deli belly

An upset stomach or other digestive trouble caused from eating old, nasty, or otherwise "bad" food from a deli. Most notable in poorly managed grocery stores or run down deli locations.
Tim ate some suspicious mac and cheese he picked up from the super market deli. Now he has a bad case of Deli Belly.
by kiimosabe July 19, 2018
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