Definitions by kiimosabe

deli belly 

An upset stomach or other digestive trouble caused from eating old, nasty, or otherwise "bad" food from a deli. Most notable in poorly managed grocery stores or run down deli locations.

Tim ate some suspicious mac and cheese he picked up from the super market deli. Now he has a bad case of Deli Belly.

deli belly by kiimosabe July 19, 2018

Pirate Water

Water kept in a large glass bottle. When used correctly, it can reduce multiple trips to a sink or fountain. Great for social occasions because it looks fancy. Can be poured into smaller vessels or consumed right from bottle.

My friends and I shared a bottle of pirate water during a smoke session to prevent multiple trips to the kitchen.

Pirate Water by kiimosabe September 12, 2016

university of Istanbul 

What you say when someone asks you what college you went to, when you haven't gone to college.

person 1: where did you study?
person 2: university of istanbul
person 1: awesome!!

university of Istanbul by kiimosabe December 19, 2013