A sex act in which a male receiving oral sex pulls out and shoots semen into his partner's eye, and then when they stand up in anger, kicks them in one leg. This leaves the partner hopping on one foot, holding one eye and saying "ARRRG!"
Pirate Master is on Tommy's sexual bucket list, along with The Cleveland Steamer and the Angry Dragon....this explains why Tommy isn't that popular with the ladies.
by warontara September 19, 2012
The most awesome title in the world.....there can only be one and until he resigns and passes the title on no one else can claim it....currently held by a one Mr. Andy Schmitt
by super ninja jedi pirate slut master of doom May 8, 2004