I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

by AirRon October 26, 2007

White Person Lottery

White Person Lottery (WPL) is a term used to describe the immense luck a (white) person has when they obtain a large amount of money or property that they never could have earned on their own. In most cases this is through inheritance, but it can also occur through marriage. The term has a very natural sound to it and is used regularly on reddit and other popular internet blogs to describe generally very ungrateful people who are depressed for no obvious reason despite being incredibly lucky to be where they are in life. The natural offshoots of this term are MPL (Mexican Person Lottery), APL (Asian Person Lottery) and BPL (Black Person Lottery).

Guy 1: Why do you think she behaves like that all the time?
Guy 2: Classic example of a White Person Lottery winner. People who have won it have a hard time imagining that others have not won it too.

Guy 1: I feel so lucky to be an American!
Guy 2: You would feel even luckier being a White Person Lottery winner from Iceland with free university and a warm, million dollar house to relax in.

by Eric Kazinsky February 2, 2015

Person 1/Person 2

Those mysterious people often used in Urban Dictionary definitions.
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"WHO THE HECK IS PERSON 1/PERSON 2?"

by pureboredom May 29, 2020

Persona 3

The action of shooting someone's head, most of the time it being your own.

"I want to Persona 3 Myself."

by Derp Brat September 8, 2020

Pink person

Someone who you may not have been friends with in the beginning, but after time they have grown to be your favourite person. You have your ups and downs, but they are your go to no matter the circumstances.

Me and kitty HATED for a couple of years but now we have grown to love each other. She is my pink person <3

by Pollanngrumble April 19, 2023

You are never going to guess who the best person in the world is

Read the first 2 words

You are never going to guess who the best person in the world is

by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck November 7, 2021

Persephone

A Persephone is that one girl that walks into the room and makes everyone stop and stare at her. She's absolutely stunning and has the best smile. Everyone would die to be friends with her. She'll always be there for you. Even when you think you're not worthy of her time. She can change your mood so fast, sometimes it's crazy. She's made life so much better for me. My besties name is Persephone. It's rare for her to say she loves you, but when she says it to you. Just know you're lucky. She's very sensitive though. She cares too much and when she loves the wrong person, she hurts. A lot. Just remeber to keep her happy and she'll do the same for you. There's not too many Persephone's in the world, so keep yours safe. <33

Shane: Persephone is the sweetest person i know
Lisa: She is. She really is.
Shane: * smiles*

by sk8erboi69-_- September 16, 2019