Coo-Peltin

Coo(cow)peltin is the pastime in Greenock,Scotland,where the locals go up into the hills and throw dried cow shite at the grazing animals!
Usually when after a large amount of drink is taken of an evening!

At wis a rerr bevvy lads,lets go an dae some Coo-Peltin!

by heidcase February 8, 2007

Hulu and heavy petting

Hulu isn't considered as good as Netflix and heavy petting doesn't feel as good as sex (chill). Hulu, Netflix, Hulu and handjobs, Netflix and chill, Amazon and anal, tv, television, cable tv, network tv, sex, making out

I don't care that my girlfriend likes it more, Hulu and heavy petting isn't nearly as good as Netflix and chill.

by joecoolthefool July 4, 2016

Heavy Petting

When you pull back the scalp of your dog so hard you cause its eyes to bulge and its skull to constrict its brain. Don't do this, it is animal abuse and you will be thrown in jail for it.

Did you hear about the man who kill his dog last Tuesday via heavy petting?

by Shitstormwarning February 17, 2020

petting the goldfish

female masterbation is petting the goldfish

My boyfriend loves to watch me while I am petting the goldfish.
Men choke their chickens and chicks pet their goldfish.

by iamtuwild November 22, 2005

Pecking Order

The act of passing things you dont want to do to Andre!

Lee said you have to suit up and go in the acid area because your at the bottom of the pecking order.

by HVRZBR June 13, 2017

poodle petting

when you comd a pussy then fuck it

ken is poodle petting me

by booby name May 5, 2006

pexting

When you pretend that you have to pee so you can text at school. You ask a teacher if you can go to the bathroom then you go to the bathroom and then you start pexting

I walked into the bathroom and there were a bunch of dudes pexting.

by bartholemew Farter June 13, 2010