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Mitobies

A portmanteau of mits (man tits) and moobs (man boobs).
Damn, that dude has a nice pair of mitobies
by Skebabababa August 13, 2023
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Testiculas-mitotisome

The act of when your single testicle goes into a state of mitosis and morphs into the two all men should have today.
"Why does Mikey only have one ball?"
He dick hasn't hit the testiculas-mitotisome stage yet
"Ah gotcha"
by BitmapRGB December 22, 2019
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Reverse Mitosis

An uncommon term for sexual intercourse. Derived from the fact that mitosis is a method of reproduction, as well as that mitosis in reverse could be interpreted as two people entering each other (a common term for sex)
Person A: Reverse Mitosis would just kind of be sex, right?
Person B: Wh... What the fuck has to go through your head to produce that thought?
Person A: No, but think about it. Wouldn't two cells joining together to produce only one cell kind of just be the same thing as sexual reproduction?
Person B: Do not make me think about this for any longer.

Wanna do some Reverse Mitosis later?
by karlplant May 26, 2022
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Hideki Mitori

Hideki Mitori is a sweet and caring person who can make your heart flutter. At first, he is very shy and reluctant, but as soon as he gains your trust, he will always give the same energy back. He is a good listener and can make you laugh (it takes a while to get there though). Once he falls for you, he will make sure you are cared for and protected. Be careful when you are near a Hideki Mitori, you might end up falling in love.
I love Hideki Mitori; he's such a cute boyfriend.

All women deserve their own Hideki Mitori.
by robotsgf August 3, 2022
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Left leg lagging mitosis

When your that rocked off of your bonker that your left leg lags behind the rest of your body as you walk out of the club shitter
Look at that tosser walking out of the toilets! hes so fucked up hes got left leg lagging mitosis!
by weloveaxewound October 28, 2018
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Mitro

A Mitro is an absolute smack head ,who if you get on the wrong side of, will absolutely obliterate you in every fashion. They can often be seen making gun symbols with their fingers and licking the V aswell. These people are often worshipped
Person 1: "When you beat him up you were such a Mitro"

Person 2: "Thanks man I had to celebrate with them gun fingers"
by SimplyRolando April 21, 2018
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milford

also known as M-world (NOT m-town. kthx)
1.a town stuck in between new haven and stratford is trying terribly hard to not be as ghetto.
2.upper class and lower class are clearly defined by a border. this border is known as the boston post road.
3. beach town. about a two hour train ride from nyc.
4. the only reason people come TO milford from other towns is for the mall.
5. two public highschools. foran and law. obviously foran is better.
6. devon. WHY???
random person: where are you from?

person from milford: milford.

random person: where is that?

person from milford: do you know where yale is?
by kip February 17, 2005
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