Minorphobic

adj;
Being afraid of any minor (aka under age 18)
Could also be used to refer to disliking a minor or miniscule event, or something that troubles you in a joking way.

"Oh what, you don't let minors here? That's minorphobic"
The man stared at the spilled water from his cup. "Okay. Maybe I am minorphobic."

by mourningdove March 16, 2021

minors

someone younger than 18
"preferably people online"

"hey do you know any minors near me?"

by tony lopez x November 25, 2021

Minor

Someone who is irrelevant and who you don’t care about.

Person: shutup
Me: move you minor

by Christmaseve737 February 24, 2018

Minor March Madness

Inspired by No Nut November, Destroy Dick December, and Masturbation Mania May, we have the holy month of rape

Man I can't wait for Minor March Madness, I love me some kiddos

by sheldon_o December 7, 2018

minor

shitty legislation law that makes you less relevant based on how low your age is under 21 or 18

Minor: hi im 13, id really like some booty ;)
Mature: fo kid
Minor: *ragequit*

by PorcupineCanadian September 22, 2015

Minor

A stupid made -up word by the government for people who`s will they don`t recognize, the reason that porn and other such things have retarded things called age restrictions on them. If such restrictions were implemented based on maturity, knowledge, and ability instead of age (with the exception of smoking, vaping, and drinking), this world would be a much greater place.

Zack: Yo, can I buy this condom?
Cashier: Sorry, you can`t buy this, you`re a minor.
Zack: So the fuck what? That doesn`t matter, I can be responsible!
Cashier: Well, I wish I could let you, but if I did, I`d be jailed for life.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 16, 2021

Minford

Born approximately 21 years ago; debately homosexual but at least metrosexual; enjoys beating people in things such as beer pong and scattergories; his beer pong skills are directly proportional to how mad he is which is also directly proportional to how much clothing he takes off.

I met Minford the other day and I wanted to kill him.

by anonymous January 16, 2005