migration time

migration time is the length of time required for a flatulent to migrate from the turdholder, out through whatever clothing is present, to be experienced by awaiting noses.---Migration time is greatly affected by types and layers of clothing. For instance, a very baggy shorts, or kilts, allow for very short migration time. It is believed that Albert Einstein's initial theory of relativity somehow involved migration time from a monks robe.

Due to Gilberto's migration time misjudgement, everyone in the elevator thought he shit his pants.

by scottoff November 7, 2007

migratory bird

a man looking for another man to have sex with.

did u c da migratory bird ?

by warfrud zenwa May 23, 2008

migga digga

an offensive margariquita

friend 1: you's a migga digga!

by the migga digga October 18, 2010

Migratious

The term to describe the movement of an old person's hair line from the original position that it was at during their youth, but has moved back to the base of their head.

Candy: Mr. Smith's an old man.

Hannah: What makes you say that, Candy?

Candy: Have you seen his hair line? It's so migratious.

by CandyDandyisHandy May 24, 2012

miffany

U dumb as shit

“U dumb as shit, miffany”

by Man2310 June 11, 2019

Migrating Host..

The worst thing that could ever happen to a COD zombies player, happens when player 1 leaves or somebody has pisspoor internet. Usually only seems to happen during a good game and in the worst possible moment.

Player: wow I got ray gun from the box pack a punched and a wonder weapon with every perk and competent teammates! I might actually make it to a high round this time!
Zombies server: Migrating Host..
Player: SON OF A-

by Some random name I guess 12121 May 29, 2020

dick migraine

The effect of "rubbing the schnitzel" too often.

Girl: do you want to bone?
Guy: sorry. I have a dick migraine. Maybe some other time.

by DocX December 25, 2014