Soft Maxxing

When one proceeds to stay flacid and never get hard no matter what, going to the lengths of praying/repenting.

Bro this girl was twerkin on my shit I had to start Soft Maxxing

by Neal Rigga July 12, 2024

Parrot maxxing

The act of impersonating the sound made when an individual beats their meat, the sound is created by hitting your hand between your thighs in a quick manner

*clap clap clap clap*

Mom: What’s going on in there??
Todd: Nothing mom I’m just parrot maxxing

by Ted34324 July 21, 2024

Loser Maxxing

Loser maxing is the act of playing loser games all day such as valorant,minecraft,roblox and watch vtubers/buy anime figurines on your off time in order to accept that your a loser. this is as copeing mechanism after getting broken up with or suffering from something.

DId you hear that daves loser maxxing because he lost his money gambling?

by hero2.0 July 26, 2024

Barrel Maxxing

the inability to take a joke or thinking everything is directed at you.

Dude stop barrel maxxing just take the joke.

by mmitmat December 16, 2023

Clinch Maxxing

When a close friend begins acting like a poser. This is an action to be performed strictly in private or online. Clinch Maxxing is frowned upon in most circles.
To say, "I played OG Fortnite", when you obviously didn't is the ultimate Clinch Maxxing Move.

That guy is clinch maxxing all of his friends, and now they don't know what to do do about the longevity of said freindship.

by BOBGOATBOBTHEGOAT January 15, 2024

Nudge-Maxxing

Seeing how many times you can reach the point of an erection during an allotted time.

dude, I nudged 44 times last period!
(Nudge-Maxxing)

by goon Maximus BartholoMEW the X February 2, 2024

Raytheon-maxxer

An employee of Raytheon Technologies, or any similar company in the military industrial complex.

The term was popularised on the social media platform Bluesky in reference to the popular account "Katie Tightpussy", who is employed by Raytheon.

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen those new Katie Tightpussy posts?"

Person 2: "Nah, I refuse to follow a Raytheon-maxxer"

by abunchoftrash February 14, 2024