Lan

a verifiable cutie, a robotgirl who will be a good bot and agree that it is cute

isn't Lan so cute?

well duh

by BaselineOfOpinions March 30, 2024

Lan

Main character from the Megaman Battle Network series from 2001 to 2006, who uses Megaman as his navi.

Megaman: Lan, wake up, you're gonna be late. The WWW has been active again.
Lan (wakes up): I just had a good dream.

by Greghef November 27, 2018

Lan

Beautiful smart woman.

Will you marry me???????!?!?!?!??!

"I really want to marry Lan"

by definitionqueen1234567 April 4, 2025

Matt lan

The biggest bunda in the planet that makes women jelly but is a cunt

"Matt lan come online"

by Lolilauren September 27, 2021

Lan

A very mean sad gamer weeb

how can you be so lan?

by personafied September 9, 2019

LANS

Abbreviation of Let a nigga smash

Dre: last night I told my girl LANS and she said no so I slapped her

Trey: damn nigga you ruthless like that

by Snitch9ine November 3, 2019

Lan To

1. To daze or render senseless, by or as if by a blow.
2. To overwhelm or daze with a loud noise.
3. To stupefy, as with the emotional impact of an experience; astound. See Synonyms at daze.
4. One that moves Johnny Fong's heart.
5. Most beautiful wife.
6. Amazing woman.

Only the most amazing women will be selected to be a Lan To

by Johnny Fong December 1, 2003