kookspear

A junker surfboard that you take out when there are a lot of kooks in the water or what you call your board when you hit a kook in the water.

I am glad that I brought my kookspear today because I really don't want to ding my new board.
or
Wow! did you see me and my kookspear take that loser down.

by Moon Child of the Moon Riders June 27, 2007

kookali

the state of being a kook
odd
queer
eccentric

*oddly shaped macaroni is kookali
Princeton hairdos tend to looks slightly *kookali
*that man on the bike who just almost ran me over was quite kookali

by meerkat/ash July 2, 2008

kookometer

a measurement of one's ability to determine if someone that they meet is crazy.

Dude, when I met your girlfriend for the first time, my kookometer went thru the roof.

by handz man August 30, 2010

Kookalabonza

Originaly from the Italian name, used in reference to someone who seems to know everything, or suggests he/she is one better then you.

"I brought a C.D we can listen to later", "NO need, I have an iPod", "Well EXCUSE ME!, Mr. Kookalabonza!!!"

by Professional word researcher January 7, 2012

Kookster

Someone who can be regarded as eccentric, crazy, or otherwise senile. Generally used in reference to an older person.

That old guy at the store is a total Kookster.

by Schwag December 16, 2013

kookiness

When IPhone takes Koolness. Smokes a little weed. Tjen gives You something like what just happened. While I was typing this. Then becomes tjen. Oh you might want a kookie if you are high.

Friend.. I'll be over soon. Me ok Kookiness.

by LOGOX June 29, 2016

Kookie and Tae

Kookie and Tae is a national meal that is usually taken by people called ARMY. It’s is a very delicious meal.

Army 1: Wanna go get some Kookie and Tae
Army 2: Um heck yeah!

by CrazyGirlARMY/NyaviCry June 16, 2018