jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz or to jizz before any sexual activity takes place.

Joe:Hey Jack. How did you get that white stuff on your hand?
Jack:I had a jizzaster.

by Urban Ranger April 14, 2003

Jizzational

Something that is so impressive it's just simply sensational, is jizzational.

Randomer 1: Dude, that really fit girl just gave me head, just like for no reason, she just went down on me, and like totally gave me head!
Randomer 2: aww sick, thats JIZZATIONAL

by Fat Cakes' mum May 18, 2010

Jozza

Basically a fucking ridiculous excuse for a human being. Such a retard that they struggle to put one foot in front of the other without instruction. Ass the size of a small planet and a mouth that could still fit round it. So all in all no redeeming features and to top it off a mum who's a massive fat jobless worthless scrote.

That girl going out with my brother is a right Jozza!

by Milky Joe JJDB January 14, 2014

jizza

when your tongue goes numb from giving oral sex

i got the meanest jizza from her pussy dawg

by jwaff January 22, 2017

JEZZA

A male entity who may seem capable of thought but when looked into closely turns out to be speaking gibberish.

An individual with severe mental instability, trauma and/or has special needs.

Dude, at first I thought he was normal but after a while I realized he was a jezza.

Oh my, look at that poor jezza. I wonder if he has a family to look after him.

by Qwerty7391649 December 23, 2019

jizzam

when a male pe teacher is staring at u change in the locker room. originated from the p.e teacher mr chisam

bob: isnt it weird how the p.e teacher stares at you when you are changing
jeff; i know, his name should be mr jizzam

by monroeuknow March 3, 2010

Jezzabelle

Jezzabelle is that one girl from Alabama or Mississippi that is so goddamn proud of being a southerner but actually lives in Michigan.

“HOWDY Y’ALL MY NAME IS JEZZABELLE AND I’M FROM MONTGOMERY ALABAMA!!!!!!”
“Um. Ok. My name is Jake and this is Michigan.”
“Shit.”

by Senketsu April 16, 2019