John: *walks into class* Just copped the new iPhone 15, broke cunts!
Teacher: Everyone knows you only got that after carrying around your cracked iPhone 6 for the last eight years because your parents are struggling to pay rent, you fat piece of shit.
Teacher: Everyone knows you only got that after carrying around your cracked iPhone 6 for the last eight years because your parents are struggling to pay rent, you fat piece of shit.
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Get the iPhone 15 mug.by Jersey Kid February 24, 2008
Get the iphone mug.A kid that never lets anyone else see their iPhone. iPhone kids have excuses every time someone wants to borrow their iPhone. Some iPhone Kids use the "low battery" excuse often, or the "you don't really need to see it right now man." Basically iPhone kids are really gay.
Tim: "Oh dude, is that the iPhone? Can I see it real quick?"
Sam: "No dude, it's kinda low on battery, you can see it later."
Tim: "God fuck you dude, your such an iPhone Kid."
Sam: "No dude, it's kinda low on battery, you can see it later."
Tim: "God fuck you dude, your such an iPhone Kid."
by badass101 April 8, 2009
Get the iPhone Kid mug.A Cellphone, MP3 player and GPS locator in one, highly over priced and over hyped. Which attracts all the apple fan boy fags that are willing to pay out the ass for that stupid little apple logo on their cell phone or new computer. Which Macs by the way are not high performance gaming machines, so if you are planning to buy a mac for gaming you are a n00b.
Apple Fag: Wow, I just paid $400 for an Iphone, aint it awesome?
Non Apple Fag: I only paid $30 after $50 mail in rebate and I got a Sprint PDA phone with internet browser and GPS, and MP3 player like yours using an SD slot, but I can also take and send pictures which yours cant. You got ripped off man. Apple is crapple.
Non Apple Fag: I only paid $30 after $50 mail in rebate and I got a Sprint PDA phone with internet browser and GPS, and MP3 player like yours using an SD slot, but I can also take and send pictures which yours cant. You got ripped off man. Apple is crapple.
by forwardbias June 22, 2009
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by pacman man September 22, 2014
Get the iphone 6+ mug.a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,
can also indicate a new form of middle class parent
can also indicate a new form of middle class parent
What are you checking on now.
Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.
wow iphone parent or what!!
Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.
wow iphone parent or what!!
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
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The iphone text messaging has an internal speller that phonetically changes words as you type them.
The iphone text messaging has an internal speller that phonetically changes words as you type them.
When texting GF I had I typed lard and but for reasons why I did not want to eat at Cracker Barrel with her and thanks to iPhoneticorrection, GF thinks I told her she has a large butt. If only Cracker Barrel had fruit I would not be in iPhoneticorrection Trouble.
I ducked my ex GF yesterday at lunch and now she thinks that I *ucked my GF yesterday at lunch.
I so mouch in terrible. lol Much in trouble.
I ducked my ex GF yesterday at lunch and now she thinks that I *ucked my GF yesterday at lunch.
I so mouch in terrible. lol Much in trouble.
by Silver Tongue Mountain Man April 14, 2010
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