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Intermeet

to have met your partner, or person of potential sexual attraction, online through any means, but in particular a massively multiplayer online role-playing game...
Janet: so, how exactly did you Intermeet Dave?

Margaret: well I was driving through this lag bomb and someone had like, res'd some gnomes and made them actually physical? So I put a snow scoop on my golf cart n drove really fast, so the gnomes were like, all flying all over the place and I couldn't see? Then I ran over Dave who was standing in the road making himself a hat.
by Trixie Sparrow January 1, 2009
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Internetourettes

The act of posting on a Facebook Profile or Group something you would not like your own mother to read, but don't care if the person whose page you posted on happens to have his mother reading it.

A post the will almost certainly get you banned from a friends profile.

Saying something you should not have said on a public profile
I let my Internetourettes get the best of me today, Her Mom saw the post, and I got booted.

Internetourettes is a bitch, I think my boss saw that post.
by morosejew March 5, 2010
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Internet G

Someone who talks shit on the internet (Usually Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter.) but, won't say the stuff to your face because they would get their ass kicked.
From Nappy Boy Remix:

T-pain "You gunna hate on me on twitter right you an Internet G like Gigabyte"
by theblackness March 13, 2010
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Intermerse

The practice of combining two or more liquids internally by consuming them separately.
Example: When golfing on extremely hot days you can’t just drink beer, you also need to drink some water, sports drink, etc., to stay properly hydrated.

“Hey, its super hot out here today, don’t forget to intermerse your Miller Lites with some electrolytes.”
by Janni62 October 10, 2011
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Internet Exploiter

A name-of-insult for Internet Explorer, worse than Internet Exploder, but not as bad as Idiot Exploiter.
You can crash ANY version of Internet Exploiter by visiting crashie8.com. Those Microsofties aren't fixing any of the dangerous bugs because for them _critical_ exploits are only those that allow worms to spread while just being connected to the internet.
by c00ki3m0nsta September 2, 2012
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Internet Scholar

Someone who's knowledge comes from YouTube videos and other internet outlets, then tries to project what they've learned on you.
by DJango March 8, 2015
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internet safety

A List of rules that most kids are shown at a young age about how to be safe on the internet when in reality The internet Is never a safe place and You cannot Protect yourself In it.
(in theory) Parent: Here are the internet Rules
kid: Yay now can be Safe!

(In reality)
Typical Internet chat forum

kid:Hi guys
guy 1: F U
guy 2: brah i will ddoxx yu
Guy3:?i stole ur dog
guy4: (NOT SPAM) Have Free Money!!

(One Safety rule)
If a guy harrasses you tell a parent or guardian

(Inreality)

kid: moooom this guys theatening me!
2 days later
guy: i stole ur Bank money your life insurance your Food, i will destroy you

internet safety is so not A fake reality of People who belive everything should be rainboys and ponies
by Wolfu July 24, 2016
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