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Intellectual masturbation

A conversation with the purpose of confirming or showing off both parties' knowledge in a certain field, without providing new leads or ideas.
They kept jerking each other's brain off in that round of intellectual masturbation about algorithms optimization.
by SollyDMonkey July 3, 2022
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Pseudo-Intellectual

The "intellectual" way to say "Smartass/smart-aleck/smartypants
A: This guy is sorta pseudo-intellectual

B: Just say it as smartass, tho
by Sir. B September 19, 2020
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intellectual headache

The feeling you get behind your eyeballs when you’ve absorbed too much new information in a single sitting, and all you can do is wait for your brain to process it
Taking an entire introduction to Angular course in one afternoon gave me an intellectual headache. Too bad there isn't an aspirin for that.
by Imperative September 3, 2015
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Pseudo-Intellectual

Mr. Pseudo-intellectual over here talks fast and uses long, fancy words, so he seems quite smart to the dumb folk.
by anonymous July 29, 2021
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intellectual thug

McLuhan wrote it in a letter to Ezra Pound in 1951
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I am an intellectual thug who has been slowly accumulating a
private arsenal with every intention of using it.
by McLuhan Videos September 29, 2020
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Snowflake intellectual

A person pretending to be an intellectual, usually a politician, who don't have the meats to stand up for their political point of view when it really matters, as in an intellectual argument.
A snowflake intellectual can often become angry, apoplectic and even verbally abusive when they feel threatened in an intellectual debate or when someone tries to challenge their point of view.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2021
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Intellectual Juggernaught

Anybody who is a member of the Flaxton Book Club. They are really smart!
Hey look, there's Stanley! he's an Intellectual Juggernaught!
by frozen doberman March 31, 2020
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