The Anti Acronym Hypocrites

A group of hypocrites known to hate acronyms, yet, they call them selves TAAH.

The Anti Acronym Hypocrites are... well... hypocrites. I bet they all have CFD (See definition of Communism Fondness Disorder (CFD)

by Rybrotic November 14, 2016

Pile-Diving Hypocrite

Someone who does hardcore drugs and is a Hater so none of his friends will sell to him.

Andy Baker is the biggest pile diving hypocrite in this shithole because you know he would be the first one to dive deep down into a pile since he was 14 years old, yet when the cops come around he acts like he dont do drugs and offers to help them. "pile-diving hypocrite "

by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019

double-layered hypocrite

A person who is a hypocrite, whose methods are layered on top of one another to the point where it happens to condemn hypocrisy itself. In other words, a person condemns being a hypocrite whilst being one himself, therefore making him a double-layered hypocrite.

I am a double-layered hypocrite.

by _Neutral_Definition_Definer_ July 7, 2017

HWS (Hypocrite Woman Syndrome)

Woman diagnosed with this syndrome will post on Facebook, Twitter, or any social site possible to state the trouble in finding "Real Men," usually putting them all in the "Friend Zone" and dating all "Jerks."

(Girl broke up a week ago)
Posts Images, Captions, and Statuses bashing her ex and other males.

FB Status Example: "Where are the good men at? Seriously!"

Girl 1: "I dont think there's any out there! Ummm"

Girl 2: "Well there isnt very many around here!"

Guy: "Problem is women look for different dogs with the same fleas. There are plenty of us out there. Did you check the friend zone?"

Girl 1: "Nah, thats not right. I can't think any of those guys as more than friends. Cherish their friendship too much."

Guy: "You sound like you have HWS (Hypocrite Woman Syndrome)"

by Good Guy Miles November 7, 2012

Hypocrite (Joyner Lucas)

Joyner Lucas

"We already got Drake, we don't need another"
five seconds later
*copies Drake and Ty Dolla Sign

Hypocrite (Joyner Lucas)

by SomeoneOnTheInternett August 5, 2020

Hypocriticism

n. Colorful commentary, typically unhelpful advice, offered by a person guilty of making the same mistakes.

When my alcoholic father tells me, "You know, you really shouldn't drink so much," I always make sure to thank him for his hypocriticism.

by Ben Earl Jones September 25, 2010

hypocriticizer

A hypocrite. A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives. Someone who doesn't practice what they preach. Invented by George W. Bush in the film "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay".

Kumar: Dude, this is weed!

George W. Bush: That's Alabama kush, that's only the finest.

Kumar: So you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail?

George W. Bush: Duh!

Kumar: That's so hypocritical!

George W. Bush: Oh yeah, well let me ask you something kuuumarrr. You like giving hand jobs?

Kumar: No sir

George W. Bush: You like getting hand jobs?

Kumar: Huh yeah.

George W. Bush: Well that makes you a fucking hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.

by bobcajun July 15, 2010