social hostage

A person seized of held through social pressure.

My professor took me social hostage when he asked me a question during a lecture.

by carlopolis May 5, 2018

Mr host

Mr host is a young teacher that likes to work at all girls schools. He is not really good looking but he has a good personality which all the girls like. He is very flirtatious and lots of the girls want to get with him. He’s also quite the dick head as he’s cocky but he’s a little fat.

“Bro mr host is talking to the older girls again”
“What do you expect it’s mr host”

by Yolo1989!! September 24, 2019

Rigatoni Hostage

when a rigatoni noodle holds someone hostage

yea thats a rigatoni hostage, i bet.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Falt Host

A hosting company that attempts to acquire new customers by posting themselves on Urban Dictionary

Vee: we need better marketing for Falt Host
me: ok

by Cefrigerator October 16, 2020

Robbing the Holstein

When an adult drinks milk directly from a woman’s breast, that is lactating.

Ever since my pregnancy our sex life has been spiced up because my husband loves robbing the Holstein.

by RonBurgundy2001 July 12, 2018

Going Full Holst

When you have sex while listening to The Planets Suite Op. 32 by Gustav Holst, you start waving your dick around like a conductor's baton for Mars the Bringer of War, then you rigorously eat your girl out to Venus Bringer of Peace, followed by rhythmic fistibg during Mercury the Winged Messenger and a long deep throating for the "I vow to thee my country" interlude in Jupiter, Bringer of Jolity. Then you both get up and go to the bathroom during Saturn, the bringer of old age. The action resumes during Uranus, the Magician as the girl puts on a strap on and GOES TO TOWN. Finally, by the time you hear Neptune the Mystic, you both have leg cramps and then you both jump out of bed and that's pretty much it because you both have work in the morning.

The missus and I were going full Holst last night during the Proms.

by jsizzle82 September 12, 2019

hoesta

A party of hoes. Also, different hoes every night.

My roommate is out of town. Therefore, I am gonna have a hoesta this week thanks to Tinder

by Gdplatts July 31, 2015