ass-hisstance

Refers to one or more whooshy/odiferous anal-exhalations dat someone "helpfully" releases on your behalf, such as to provide auditory and/or olfactory "cover" for a fart or other raucous/stinky social indiscretion of your own, to join with others in providing a fartification-line for keeping a less-than-welcome/desirable human at bay, etc.

I can't help snickering in certain public situations where something extremely laugh-inducing occurs but expressing amusement would e considered rude, so I always bring along a baked-beans-loving buddy to provide emergency ass-hisstance in such instances.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019

dick hiss

Sound made by the male penis after ejaculating multiple times in a row - no sperm left.

Last night was crazy, I had sex so many times that my last time ended with a dick hiss

by Queño May 12, 2022

Schmidt-Hissrich

To fuck up something beyond repair. To butcher somethin.

-Did you watch Witcher series after season 1?
-No, the producer really Schmidt-Hissriched that one..

by YourAverageCritic August 8, 2023

Boo Hiss

Used by fans at sporting events to respectfully let referees know that the pervious call was horseshit. Will not get fans kicked out of games and clearly expresses what you think of the call. Can be used with Outrage.

At a soccer game, the referee fails to call a clear foul. Fans quickly yell “ Boo Hiss” followed-up by “Outrage”.

by Claypot2 September 17, 2023

pitchin' a hissy

Maritime Canadian term for "snit", "fit, "strop", etc... Variation of "hissy fit."

"Look sideways at 'er and she'll start pitchin' a hissy..."

"Seamus had to work late. Buddy, but did he pitch a hissy..."

"The club didn't carry Crystal Head. She pitched such a hissy..."

by Maritime Girl June 24, 2016