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Hairy Harmonica

When you grab a girls snatch, press the folds together tightly & blow through them. If a shrill sound is produced, you pretend you are Van Morrison playing her Hairy Harmonica.

The girl can also play this instrument herself by puckering her flaps & queefing.
Bill Clinton got caught with Monica....playing her hairy harmonica.
by Ash-the-great-1 November 2, 2008
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wet harmonica

by Lubemister69 December 17, 2013
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harmonic

1. pertaining to harmony, as distinguished from melody and rhythm.
2. marked by harmony; in harmony; concordant; consonant.
3. Physics. of, pertaining to, or noting a series of oscillations in which each oscillation has a frequency that is an integral multiple of the same basic frequency.
4. Mathematics.
a. (of a set of values) related in a manner analogous to the frequencies of tones that are consonant.
b. capable of being represented by sine and cosine functions.
c. (of a function) satisfying the Laplace equation.
1.) I'll play the melody, you play the harmony.
2.) You need to take a vacation and get HARMONIC with your life.
3.) (self-explanatory)
4.) (self-explanatory)
by Braimp December 12, 2006
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Global Harming

Global Harming is 6 billion humans burning millions of barrels of oil per day, millions of tons of coal, huge quantities of natural gas, cutting down forests, raising billions of animals that produce methane and creating insane amount of garbage.
It's not Global Warming you should be concerned about, Global Harming is real.
by TheRafMan February 12, 2009
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Rusty Harmonica

The act of blowing into a woman's anus while cupping your hand in front of her vagina as if to tune the note. Similar to the rusty trombone for a man.
I just gave her the ol' rusty harmonica.
by BMWBills October 27, 2009
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Harlyn

Harlyn is the coolest man any lady can meet, he often cares about his hair and looking good and always picking up them chicks. He tends to have a good sense of humor and amazing trick, but you don’t want to get on Harlyns dark side when he tends to get outa control.
Harlyn raged at a game of Fortnite getting 2nd place
by Short sharks April 18, 2019
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Brown Harmonica

A sexual act involving flatulence. It usually involves five or more people (usually men) bent over with their pants off ("the harmonica") and one person of any gender ("the player"). "The player" kneels behind the first person, places his or her lips on the anus, forming as tight a seal as possible, and allows the person to blow a fart into his or her mouth. "The player" takes the fart in his or her mouth, places his or her lips on the second anus in a similar fashion, and forces the fart into that person's rectum. The fart is promptly blown back into "the player's" mouth, who continues this action down the line, until every person has recieved/expelled the same fart (sometimes doubling back and forth several times).
EXAMPLE: "Dude, years ago, I was backstage at an N'SYNC concert, and Britney Spears was giving 'em the ol' Brown Harmonica!"
by JoeyKayComedian September 26, 2009
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