That ship is in my harbor

An expression based on the expression "that ship has sailed," which is when an opportunity has passed you by. One uses "that ship is in my harbor" when one manages to grab the opportunity.

Friend 1: Do you think Matt hooked up with that girl last night?
Friend 2: I don't think so. Anyway, that ship has sailed..
Matt: (eavesdropping..comes in wearing leopard print robe) Nope. That ship is in my harbor.

by catfight12 January 5, 2009

Hambos

to do crazy shit for the love of attention

Did you hear Marty jumped in the lake on New Year's Day? That dude is such a hambos.

by hambone64 January 27, 2011

Hamboard

Type of longboard that rides exactly like a surfboard

Dude we should go ride your Hamboard, the waves are junk!

by surfer2001 October 18, 2015

Harbor Pussy

(Noun, pronoun, adjective)
When a womans vagina smells or tastes like a harbor. I.e. reeks of sea water, spoiled fish or crustaceans.

"I was with this skank last night and that girl had a harbor pussy, so I threw that bitch out"

by Magus788 May 16, 2018

harmonic hypnosis

Psychological effect that results from listening to the same piece of audio for a long period of time. Small changes in pitch and inflection become unnoticeable, which creates the auditory illusion that the sound is near perfect or flawless in pitch. This effect is extremely common in sound engineering and music production.

"Hey man, listen to this mix."
"That sounds way off. Is it even in the same key?"
"Yeah I must've gotten a little harmonic hypnosis after editing all night."

by jimihendrixx July 4, 2018

Harbor Springs, MI

Also known as the Cape Cod of the Midwest, this “up north” town located on Lake Michigan has been attracting stupidly preppy people for years. As you walk down Main Street, you are bound to see people decked out in Lily Pulitzer, Vineyard Vines, and Lululemon, while wearing Sperrys or Jack Rodgers. Most of its residents only come during the summer, and due to their loud-ass cocktail parties and even louder boats, all of the locals hate them. If you live in Roaring Brook, Wequetonsing, or better yet, on The Point you are instantly “respected”. All of the rich kids can be found at the Little Harbor Club with their nannies after playing tennis, because their mothers are too busy shopping to care for them. If you are a popular rich teenager, especially one who goes to a private or boarding school, you are expected to have your own boat, limitless credit card, and an endless supply of blonde friends who will take pictures of you for Instagram. Besides rich summer people and tourists, the only other people who venture up to Harbor Springs are the countless numbers of sailors who pour in after the Chicago-Mac for the annual u gotta regatta. During the rest of the year, everyone lives in fucking huge mansions, even bigger than their gigantic summer homes, dreaming of returning next year to torture the locals some more.

1: I'm going to Harbor Springs, MI this summer
2: Oh wow you better start shopping at Vinyard Vines
1: STFU I'm not going to become a preppy
2: Don't be so sure about that, Harbor Springs can change you

by lucypm November 22, 2018

harmogious

When a hoagie is so damn good angels sing in harmony

Server: How was your sandwhich
Eater: it was harmogious

by pyreo August 11, 2019