hard candy

hard candy

Hard candy dripping on me 'til my feet are wet

by anonymous November 4, 2020

rock hard

The state of a gentleman's penis when he is sexually excited almost to the point of spontaneous ejaculation.

Come on darlin', get yer kecks off, I'm rock hard!

by Richard Rockard June 22, 2006

hard block

Typically used om twitter, to block someone without unblocking, opposite of soft blocking

“I hard blocked that bitch without looking back”

by Fxckkconss March 3, 2019

Hard Launch

An explicit and purposeful announcement of a romantic relationship, usually announced on social media.

Did you see Lizzo announced a Hard Launch with her new man on Instagram?!

by Mortessa February 7, 2023

Boss Hard

Something that goes beyond being simply badass, it advances to an entirely different level.

An extraordinary feat worthy of the title Boss Hard.

When something is Incomparably awesome.

Jeff: Hey did you see that fight last weekend that Todd got into.

Matt: That was hardly a fight, Todd destroyed him just by blinking

Jeff: Man, Todd is so Boss Hard

by Wesker_Returns December 24, 2012

Hard Parker

Someone who builds a badass car and never uses it for it's intended purpose.

Erwin spent all his money on making his car track worthy, but when track day comes he would rather sit there and be a hard parker instead.

by HammeredRacoon/MAD SCIENTIST November 15, 2009

Hard Bonerism

a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.

Will is a hard bonerism.

by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013