Hank Hill Share definition Flag n A man who is uptight and/or old-fashioned who will give alecture or a beating to an uneducated being, fool, idiot or jackass. A Hank Hill just kicked a man's ass for using his cellphone while driving. Hank Hill by Judge Jude December 20, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Hank Hill mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch