gouch

you stupid assholes its "gooch". its pronounced with a long o sound, not 'gowch'

johnny knoxville and crew named a golf cart "gooch" in jackass the movie

by bitches please March 28, 2004

Goucher

A lovely pal who helps out his buds, likes the Beatles but is still rawkin.
Only ever speaks in binary.

Awh thanks for helping me, you're such a Goucher!

by 10010110 May 4, 2009

Groucho Marx

Occurs when you are getting oral sex and your own pubes make it appear as though the "giver" has a mustache.

It was hard for Hans to not laugh as Wendy kept busting the Groucho Marx out.

by aggrobot October 18, 2006

gouche

the area between my big balls and my bum hole

aah hahaha nathan got kiked in the gouche

by Danny January 26, 2004

Gouche

1. a synonym for douche to be used in social situations where to use douche might be inappropriate.
2. a goofy douche.

1. what a gouche!
2. you're a gouche!

by jeffyesquire November 18, 2007

grooch

where you fuck something and take such an intense shit at the same time that you get a nose bleed

ye so like he saw this little fat porky pig and ran over and started grooching it brah it was so gay man shit and blood were like everywhere

by tristan is win September 1, 2009

Gouche Bag

A derogitory way to refer to ones or anothers ball sack, usually in the form of an insult or a threat.

You tipped over my bong, so im going to kick you square in the gouche bag

by 12 December 26, 2004