gronk

a man boasting about himself when he cant actually do anything he says

Drugo) I robbed a liquor store today
Dealer) No you tried to steal a chocolate bar from the store and backed out because your to pussy to steal your just a gronk

by 4twentymasta February 1, 2016

gronk

a word used as an insult to somone mainly used by toowomba eshay charlotte murphy and others

guy : '"oh she has such a hot bod farrr"'
charlotte: "shutup ya gronk"

by cookiemonster1019754678 February 13, 2024

absolute gronk

Someone who is absolutely a gronk

Norman was an absolute gronk for hoarding all the idlis

by YaboyPK123 July 7, 2023

Gronk

An absolute fucking wanker nobody loves and is dead inside

The ibis is a picnic-wreaking gronk

by Psidonym September 30, 2018

gronk

when the poo in your bottom reaches the water in the toilet whilst still in your anus

Tully just gronked

by Xx_slaydemons_xX September 2, 2018

Gronk

To give away ones drugs, preferable gurners, without charge at a party or gathering.

“Hey how was the party this weekend”
“It was great, Keith gronked us all”

by Loco El Stoto May 17, 2018

Gronk

Noun: A boss in muck by dani.
Verb: Slicing someone's dick off.

Someone: I hate gronk
Other Guy: Yeah, he gronked me.

by MunshunMan March 5, 2023