Gopher Smash

When a guy smacks a guy or girl in the face with a gopher or a penis.

"Bro beans, would you gopher smash that broad over there?"

"Hell yea bromigo"

"Bro I know"

by pwnmaster101 October 10, 2011

golden gopher

Verb; to cover a height challenged or little person in succulent soil while they are perspiring profusely and then urinate on them to wash them clean

After a long day at the construction site and pinched for time, Brian sought out a friend to give him a golden gopher, so he could get home before his wife found out about his extra curricular activities

by David Gary David June 19, 2018

Gopher punch

The act of repeatedly punching a prolapsed anus back into place with the strength of a thousand dying suns

Robbie:Dude my asshole fell out!
Wyatt: Relax and bite your wallet. I'll gopher punch it back in.

by SHAZAAAM9970 July 21, 2018

Gophering

When instead of ghosting, a guy keeps trying to pop in and out of your life later on. Usually after they realize they can't find anyone as good as you.

I'd rather these guys ghost than keep gophering, I made it clear I'm done with them.

by EverybodyInThe306 July 27, 2021

Gopherring

When your piece of shit ex won’t let you live your life, thrive and move on. They pop up from the social soil through any means necessary. As cute as their furry faces may be, they will irreparably damage the ground that you walk on.

I was about to head out with my girls but my ex came gopherring in with an, “I miss you” text. Trying to bring me down and keep me in his tiny little paws.

by Gingerspritz August 1, 2018