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glock n shock

The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.
Watch out for David's glock n shock!
by Kamen December 14, 2008
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glock

The most rugged and reliable pistol on the market. They can be detected by metal detectors since 80% of the pistol is steel.
"I shot him in the ass with my glock 19"
by rawr May 16, 2003
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a glock in my rari

by Policiacorrer January 20, 2016
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Glock

1. Bell in German. Therefore a glockenspiel is a bell game.
2. Surname of renowned Austrian industrialist, Gaston Glock.
3. Name of a prominent Austrian plastic and tenifer coated steel manufacturer - Glock GmbH.
4. A modern semiautomatic pistol made by Glock GmbH that combines such desirable features as extremely light weight, phenomenal durability, reliability, firepower and an unsettling ability to inspire crappy African-American hate music.
1. Ich habe eine glock.
2. Glock has just been sued again by some dick who shot off one of his own nuts by accident. Of course, when you do that by pulling the trigger of a loaded gun, it's obviously the manufacturer's fault.
3. I'm taking my GLOCK underwater to do some shark huntin'.
by Lior Bar-On August 16, 2004
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glocked

When a nigga says some stupid ass shit and gets gunned down like the animal he is.
Bob: yo wanna play some club penguin
John: wtf nigga? *pew pew pew*
Alex: damn that lil nugga got glocked
by Pulling a Mervin July 26, 2016
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Glock-Block

The act of blocking one from playing Call of Duty or any First-Person-Shooter. Can be for a good or bad reason.
Tom - Dude why weren't you on CoD last night?
Me - Oh sorry bro, my girlfriend came over and glock-blocked me.
Tom - Nice.

Mike - Dude what the hell I said go on CoD.
Me - Ugh I went to but my mom glock-blocked me with a bunch of chores.
by AMFPsychotic June 29, 2010
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Glocko Pop

The combination of the words 'glock go pop' as heard in the Digital Bullet album by Bobby Digital/RZA.

When suffixed with -ing, glockopoppin', could refer to the act of messing around, having a good time, carrying a firearm, dealing drugs, or just causing mayhem in the name of entertainment. A term coined in Philadelphia.
"My glocko pop pop pop!"

"... glockpoppin' in center city."
by milosc January 28, 2008
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