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glaze

applying seminal fluid to any variety of objects.
yeah dude, that girl told me to pull out but i glazed her instead.
by cheesemangrill November 7, 2010
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I gave it up for lent

One of the best ways to get out of something you don't want to do.

P.S. Only can be used for 40 days before easter.
"John, wanna go to the mall with me :D?" -Annoying ugly girl
"I gave it up for lent"-John
"Oh well in that case nevermind."-Annoying ugly girl

"Brian, take out the trash."-Your mom
"Sorry i gave it up for lent"-Brian
"Damn being a Christian -_-"-Your mom
by Coooooook March 26, 2011
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Glazeau

Glozz-zoo

When your penis is gently glazed with cum and cooter juice and you cock slap your best riend in the forehead, especially if he is a ginger.
"Dude, last night after i screwed his girlfriend I soooo Glazeaud him right in the face"

Generally followed with lawls and rofls
by Gingerbitchhater April 1, 2009
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gave em da dumb dumbs

meaning, you knocked the hell outta somebody.
Bre: "Yo Dre I heard your girl was fightin the other day."
Dre: "Hell yeah && she gave em da dumb dumbs"
by kailabethatbitch March 8, 2011
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GavelWhacker

Noun - a person who 'judges' another unfairly.
Used when a person ridicules one for a silly act or for making a lighthearted comment (the ridicule-er would be the GavelWhacker).

- Because judges use gavels, making the judge a GavelWhacker, because he/she does the judging (the term GavelWhacker has nothing to do with what a gavel is used for, only who the gavel is used by).
Example 1:
James - *Making faces at random people while walking through the mall*

Jeff - Dude, you look like an idiot and you're attracting attention. Stop.

James - C'mon Jeff, stop being such a GavelWhacker!

Example 2:
Jimmie - "...That's when i told Jessica to get back in the kitchen!"

Jennifer - "You're an ass Jimmie."

Jimmie - "Oh Jennifer, you know i was kidding, don't be such a GavelWhacker."
by Oakshirus July 10, 2012
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Glaze-A-Face

An Extremely Hot Girl In which you would like to Spill your Goo on all over.
Wow That Gurl was extremely hot What a Glaze-a-Face!
when a gurl walks by yell =Glaze-A-Face!
I would like to Glaze all over her face like a Doughnut.
by "Hey She's a Glaze-a-Face" September 28, 2015
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glaze it

Why blaze it when you can glaze it?
by iwannatyedie April 22, 2017
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