Justin Gerber

Sweet as Apple pie. Loves to give good kisses. Great sense of humor. Brings a smile to everyone's face who meets him. Loved dearly by his wife.

Everyone wants to be a Justin Gerber in life.

by Masterofnone76 February 22, 2017

ur gerbil pansexual

This insult is to only been used in extreme circumstances as it can can cause mass hysteria and global gang rape of 4 year olds

Jake: "ur bro homo"
Kyle:" ur granny trannie"
Jake: "ur dog nignog"
Kyle:"ur gerbil pansexual"
*Any living organism spontaneously combusts

by Angry unicorn 276 June 6, 2018

Apple Sunshine Gerbil Swisher

That atypical, half-baked, ego-milked, self-appointed guru of Pollyannaism - "These things don't happen to me" AppleUser.

*Once a rare closet-dweller - this scourge now iMuse themselves by re-coining tech with a blend of Pig Latin with pubesent life decisions and can typically be found wasting their time at the water cooler marauding other peaceful PC users. AKA iCrusaders

Oh here comes upper management Darren and Graham...what a bunch of APPLE SUNSHINE GERBIL SWISHERS.

by Justice_With_Hellfires July 28, 2011

Gerbilization

the horrible act of inserting a live gerbil into one's anus for sexual pleasure.

Sandra: "What would u like to do tonight, bob?"
Bob: How's about some gerbilization?"
Sandra: "O.k."

by myob December 16, 2004

gerbiler

A man who shaves small animals and fires the fucking thing up his ass using a tube of some sort. The animals can be any of the following: gerbils, mice, hamsters, rats (either sewer or store boughten), beavers, muskrats, small dogs, large dogs or pretty much any other animal you can think of shaving.

Look at the way that guy is standing near the waterfalls. I would bet hes a serious gerbiler.

by bt February 24, 2003

gerber

def 1.)
A name started by Hersey kids from mt prospect. was first used to describe the lil buddy named pete, whose face looked somewhat similair to the picture of the baby on the gerber baby food bottles.
def 2.)
has since evolved to describe anything shitty, puny, fatty, or babyish. not good.

ex. 1)
#1- Yo damn gerber! u smoked that whole blunt man?
PETE- thats nuthin man, im the fukin gerbilius montilius.

ex. 2)
- Yo man, look at that little gerber cat. its so fat and ugly!

by patrick quante September 18, 2005

Gerbil Turds

Chocolate Covered Raisins, movie snack bar staples, not to be confused with squirrel turds

Dude, bring me back some Gerbil Turds
and a trash can of Orvilles

by [Wuffageeter] May 25, 2007