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Funnel cake

When someone takes a funnel and shoves it down someones elses asshole and takes a shit in it. Reshit it on to a plate cover with whip cream and enjoy:)
by Pseudonym123456789456789 February 22, 2011
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funnel cake stand

A project or idea that is voiced or dreamed about, but never pursued with any real effort. Moreover, the person who announces the idea usually has no intention of following through on th idea from the start.
A person who hears someone voice a funnel cake stand is usually aware of it immediately.
Girl: I'd like to make a series of you-tube videos acting out stories with Gundam action figures.

Guy: You will never do that. That is totally a funnel cake stand.

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Guy 1: We should open a funnel cake stand in the quad. We would make so much money!

Guy 2: Dude, just saying you wanted to open a funnel cake stand was a funnel cake stand.
by gingitsune23 June 25, 2010
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Mudfall Funnel

When someone takes a dump, preferably incredibly sloppy, into a funnel (a funnel similar to the funnel used for chugging alcohol). While the partner chugs the whole thing up in one big gulp.
Dan: Hey Peter. Wright would you bring that luscious booty over this way, i feel like a 'mudfall funnel'.
Peter: Sure thing Daniel. Aston open up your mouth wide. I've been eating chili.
Dan: And don't worry, i'll clean up afterwards with my mouth.
by ihatemimes August 29, 2007
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funnel

A device connected to a hose that is used to carry ones urine from the inside, to the outside of my dad's garage.
"Look out man, I gotta use the funnel."

"Don't forget to flush."
by chig June 15, 2004
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funnelcake

to have dry anal sex until the blood acts as a lubricant, then continue the act of anal sex until completion.
yeah i gave mary the ol' funnelcake last night.
by frank valente August 2, 2006
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funnel cake

the act of wrapping one's penis around the scrotum to make it look like a delicacy often found at amusement parks
guy: hey guys come into the bathroom for a second, i need to show you something

other guys: what is it

guy: check out this sweet funnel cake
by champion of friendship July 1, 2011
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Funneling

To give oral sex to a man by attaching a tube to his penis, while on the other end of the tube, a funnel is attached. Person giving oral must then, with much force, suck from funnel.
by Yehoshua January 25, 2005
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