after coming home from a very late night out... you wake up in the morning only to find you have cocaine left over in a baggy in your pocket.
Feeling guilty from the night before for doing drugs, you flush the rest down the toilet.
Feeling guilty from the night before for doing drugs, you flush the rest down the toilet.
by the keibler October 17, 2009
I shouldn't have eaten all those taco bowls. I'll have to do a Trump flush after I take this Bolsonaro.
by Wordy McWordmaker December 10, 2019
The sexual act of taking a mouth full of saliva, water or some other fluid (e.g. sparkling wine or hot sauce), and repeating the action of blowing said fluid in and out of the anus of a sexual partner. It is customary for both partners to share the ingestion of the fluid of choice after a suitable number of cycles have been performed.
A Gutter Flush involves bending a girl/boy over (or having them squat on your face) after filling your mouth with a liquid of both your choosing. One would then create a tight seal with one's lips around the anus of the lover, and blow the contents of one's mouth into said anus. One would then suck the contents out again into the mouth, and repeat as required/desired, before sharing the liquid with one's partner.
A Gutter Flush involves bending a girl/boy over (or having them squat on your face) after filling your mouth with a liquid of both your choosing. One would then create a tight seal with one's lips around the anus of the lover, and blow the contents of one's mouth into said anus. One would then suck the contents out again into the mouth, and repeat as required/desired, before sharing the liquid with one's partner.
" I went out last night and ended up gutter flushing a hot babe down an alley with beer. I swilled it ten times before blowing half down her mouth and drinking the rest. It was lovely."
by S T Beales Esq. May 21, 2012
A phrase that displays the perfect life. (much like "The American Dream") Ace = Children, King = Husband (if female)/ Health (if male), Queen = Wife (if male)/ Health (if female), Jack = Good Job, and the 10 = Good Friends.
Guy1: I see you got a Royal Flush there.
Guy2: Yeah, I got a beautiful wife, loving children, a house, good job and awesome buddies.
Guy2: Yeah, I got a beautiful wife, loving children, a house, good job and awesome buddies.
by ImperialCody March 27, 2010
taking a piss on a unconcious person
by Zth The Wild thang October 16, 2006
You:"I just got a royal flush."
Person:"Dude, I didnt know you play poker in the bathroom"
You:"I don't"
Person:"Dude, I didnt know you play poker in the bathroom"
You:"I don't"
by iamriot January 19, 2010
The type of flush that occurs for all toilets at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University where a black hole opens up to swiftly evacuate all contents of the toilet upon activation of the toilet lever.
1: “Yo man, did you clog the toilet after that massive dump”
“ nope, I’ve got the riddle flush”
2: “be careful when you flush the toilet. The riddle flush might suck you in”
“ nope, I’ve got the riddle flush”
2: “be careful when you flush the toilet. The riddle flush might suck you in”
by ChokedFlowPooper November 19, 2018