fappal tunnel syndrome

From FAP + carPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME.

Getting a strained wrist from working a computer mouse with one hand (e.g., to download porn), and jacking self off with the other. It's generally the lower of the two wrists that develops the syndrome first.

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"Jed says his right (left) wrist hurts."

"Probably poor ergonomic design at his workstation. He's wanked himself into a case of Fappal Tunnel Syndrome. Someone get a crowbar and pry him off that computer. Sheesh!"

by al-in-chgo March 20, 2011

fappadactyl

A pterodactyl that masturbates while flying

The Fappadactyl's sperm fell from the sky

by Sir Frederick Fappingtin November 7, 2013

Middleburg flapjack

This is a situation that is created when one person defecates a toilet, and chooses NOT to flush. A second and/or third person then uses the SAME toilet to perform THEIR business. The toilet remains un-flushed.

A final party, (house, condo, or apt. owner), then "stumbles" upon the creation, and usually gets VERY ANGRY.

This "stacking" of feces resembles that of flapjacks at breakfast.

Middleburg Heights is defined as the first location where a Flapjack of this sort was created.

Angry at his girlfriend, Dustin convinced his friends Brian and Chad to help him create a Middleburg Flapjack in her downstairs toilet.

by Kelly, Brian March 24, 2008

sweet mama flapjacks

Wow, good grief, oh my gosh, etc.
(goes great with an eyeroll.)

Did you see what Susie was wearing? Sweet Mama flapjacks

by Nunia Biz May 17, 2008

flapping

The act of eating a girl's pussy aggressively- similar to motorboating but down below

Present tense
"What you up to dave mate?"
"nothin' much, just flapping the shit outta my girlfriend"

Past tense
"Alright dave?"
"Yeah mate just flapped the shit outta my girlfriend last night"

Future tense
"whatcha doin' tonight dave?"
"gunna flap the shit outta my girlfriend mate"

The process is remarkably similar to the gif below

by maddogdave May 15, 2016

Fappable

Something that one is able to masturbate to.

Aubrey is totes fappable.

by Akiratimo January 5, 2014

Flapper

One who does a lot of trash talking and will not cease under any circumstance. This includes trash talking in place for another person. Mainly used and associated with competitive activities such as sports, video games and primarily street racing. The action of flapping can also be performed simply by flapping ones hand or sleeve.

Devon is flapping to the Audi driver because his Honda is faster therefore he is a Flapper.

by WokRacing November 18, 2011