fiddle dee dee 

Synonym for "Fuck" used to conceal vulgarity in presence of children, etc.

(After stubbing toe, etc) "Argh! F.. (Notices children in vicinity) F... Fiddle Dee Dee!

fiddle dee dee by Dam Helder November 3, 2007

ass fiddle 

A fiddle played by a small German man from the flexing of his ass muscles.

Man, what a nice ass fiddle

ass fiddle by Austin J M May 29, 2008

Fiddle 

Verb- To play with, used in conjunction with sexual pleasure and pleasing.

I fiddled your mother's privates. She moaned like a wilderbeast.

Fiddle by Paul February 28, 2004

Fiddlefucking

The act of Fiddlefucking can mean a number of things.

1Wasting time
2Messing with something (attempting to fix something, mainly hands on)
3Performing certain sexual acts on such female.

1 Bob! Quit fiddlefucking around and lets go!
2 Im taking my car to the shop, Im tired of fiddlefucking with the spark-plugs.
3 Dude! I was so fiddlefucking Sally in the back seat of your car!

Fiddlefucking by Brandon W. July 12, 2006

coal dust on the fiddle 

Old-timey name for having an STD

Don't go after her, she's got coal dust on the fiddle.

coal dust on the fiddle by Long Neck Jones March 8, 2017

World's smallest fiddle 

An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.

Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."

Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."

World's smallest fiddle by thomaslgregoryjr January 12, 2010

fiddlehead 

A half-hearted or short-lived effort at oral sex.

I thought we were going to have sex, but she only gave me fiddlehead.

fiddlehead by NEexpert May 28, 2009