FizzyDog

fizzydog is a creature native to off topic and he enjoys feasting upon the genitalia of male baboons.

"FizzyDog paid my brother a visit."

"Oh god is he okay"

by pleasedonttouchmynetherregions January 26, 2013

Fuzzy-Plums

Name for a man who has no right to be in the position he is in (oftentimes equal-to or above you), as he usually fucks up the most menial of tasks.

Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Bob got promoted again?"
Guy 2: "What?!? That Fuzzy-Plums doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!"

by WhiteFish February 5, 2014

Fuzzy Button

When your pubic hair is so bushy and your penis is so small it looks like a button on a angora sweater.

Fred dropped his towel by accident and all I saw was a small Fuzzy Button.

by Matt31a4 January 9, 2015

feazy

Fast and easy

My best friend dances like she surfs: feazy!

by Amrowa February 20, 2015

Fuzzy Brain Syndrome

A term to describe an employer who consistently lies to jeopardize their integrity and your personal and professional well-being.

How's the new job, Sally? Not great. I've worked there four months and haven't been paid yet. I think he has Fuzzy Brain Syndrome.

by pred69 October 6, 2015

fuzzy anal

When you are "doin the do" and you can't see anything because your bush is in the way.

"Bro, I just did fuzzy anal with Brittney last night!"

"You should shave that shit dude!"

by Horse Pie February 10, 2017

fuzzy coffin

is a slang word for a tight vagina

man it got trapped in a fuzzy coffin

by cupcakes00000001 August 29, 2017