super facial

the act of ejaculating copious amounts, upwards of two fluid ounces, onto a woman's face

Dude, I gave that bitch a super facial. The looked like a crispy creme!

by jeff clement June 15, 2008

facial

n. a form of birth control

Brie Ann was ovulating and even though Tyrone had masturbated three times that day he was still horny. He had to fuck something but didn't want another kid, so he fucked the cleavage of Brie Ann's 44 ddd's and spewed the juice in her face. It was quite a cum facial.

by Richard Black April 29, 2005

Facial Cream

Since the time of Cleopatra, semen has been known to have the age-defying qualities necessary to keep a woman's skin soft and supple. It works best when applied to the face while still a steaming 98.6℉, thus the best application is by way of the money shot.

It is a well known historical fact that Cleopatra would bathe in tubs filled with the spoatie,or man chowder of her male slaves. It was this natural facial cream that was the secret to her radiant beauty. If your woman is protesting the money shot, let her in on this well kept beauty secret and she will be forever grateful!

by Misty Dawn October 20, 2008

facially challenged

An ugly or unfortunate looking person; especially in the face.

Poor girl is so facially challenged, she'll be a virgin for life.

by Red Riding Hood April 25, 2006

fadastic

It is a combination of the word "fad" and "fantastic." Used in the sarcastic tense when some new fad pops up.

Do you wear eyeliner?

Sure

Are you a straight male?

Yes

How fadastic.

by kevin December 6, 2004

fadeawaybitch

To say the word "bitch" to anyone while turning your head away from them.

Aravopoulos fadeawaybitched Mitchell after the later cancelled the plans.

by -g. August 6, 2003

Fabiany

An Italian name which can
also be spelt in diffrent ways such as
Fabianni
Fabiane
Fabeany
Fabianii
Fabianee
Fabianie
Fabeanie
all consisting of 7-8 letters;Also A female who is NOT a whore
but is just very good with her tongue and knows
how to pleasure others in diffrent ways.

"hey man that girl last night was such a Fabiany"
"really?"
"yeah she was so good!"

by xoPiNk14 May 27, 2008