Give me some facetime

A way of descretely telling someone you want oral sex.

A nice way to tell someone to give you a blow job, to eat you out, or to get into the 69 position.

Guy: lets fuck.
Girl: okay give me some facetime!

by XxstarburstxX November 4, 2015

FaceTime

The act or performance of taking it in the face.

Hey babe, I'll give you a back rub if you FaceTime with me.

Face girl really enjoys some quality FaceTime with Steve.

Wallace really gets his FaceTime jiggy on with that one girl.

by WordNinja007 October 23, 2011

Facesturbooking

A special form of multi-tasking that involves masturbating to a porn video (preferably on websites like youporn, redtube, pornhub, ect.) while engaged in a facebook chat conversation.

Friend 1: Dude, you call him I'm lazy

Friend 2: You call him, I'm masturbating

Friend 1: On Facebook?

Friend 2: Hayley Huneck has never looked so good

Friend 1: Facesturbooking again??

by Uncle Phill July 29, 2011

facetagram

A social media merger. A hybrid of Facebook and Instagram. A world where features and posts are identical. It would be so boring. It’s already partly true

Please stop facetagramming your posts. Don’t send the exact same posts to Facebook and Instagram.

by Superhuile June 24, 2018

faceturbate

The act of masturbating to pictures found on Facebook. Faceturbators search for attractive pictures of people they know, or just strangers in their network, and use them to get off.

I can't believe you faceturbate to those pictures of my sister on the beach!

by A concerned citizen of February 16, 2007

facetan

When a man provides oral pleasure to a woman who uses a fake tanning product on her legs. The tan is transferred from the woman's legs to the man's face.

Herman received a facetan after going down on Amy.

by gballer February 18, 2008

FACT

Making a statement, whether true or not, and finishing off with the word 'fact' in capital letters, so to add emphasis and complete authority.

Thierry Henry signs for Saints FACT

by Archons January 12, 2007