Esteban Ochocinco

Chad Ochocinco. The most interesting footballer in the world.

You see the game last night?

-Yeah, Esteban Ochocinco sure can kick.
Yeah, they should cut the kicker and save some money!

by Bengals4Life September 23, 2009

Esteban

A super-sexy hispanic alter ego that is present inside the whitest of white guys, and if released will grant that guy all the women he could want.

Jack: How did you score that chick?

Jim: I unleashed my Esteban

by Esteban Valasquez June 16, 2008

Easter Island

the act of being or getting stoned from marijuana

Mike scored a sweet dime bag last night and we got Easter Island and ordered five pizzas.

by SteveoK January 11, 2010

Easter

The holiday celebrated for the day in which Jesus's pet rabbit mysteriously laid eggs and painted them strange colors to hide them from the evil Jews.

This Rabbit theory is the only possible explanation for our Easter traditions.

by Mosier17 June 7, 2007

Russian Easter Egg

When a person places fecal matter between the mattress and box spring. Thus resulting in a special surprise upon discovery. Common joke between eastern European males between the ages of 17 and 22.

"I just left a Russian easter egg in his bedroom!"

"She is going to be pissed when that Russian easter egg does not scrub out of the mattress."

by Firedude1980 October 11, 2014

Emster

A person that is not emo, nor hipster, but merely a mixture of both.

Friend 1: Dude, my cousin got a new haircut.
Friend 2: How does he/she look now?
Friend 1: She kinda looks emster now.
Friend 2: Cool? I guess.

by AvastK December 30, 2010

Señor Esteban

Self-righteous prick with sweat stains on his back.

There's a Señor Esteban on your face. Here, let me pop it.

by Señor Esteban June 21, 2013