Eric

He is a homo ginger that loves playing Xbox and used to smoke a lot now he just hooks up with guys and drives around in forza horizon

Eric :THATS ON PERIOD

by ZENBUSH78000 April 12, 2020

Eric

a big hunk of man with a fat ass who lovessss math and loves teaching kids it. even though he’s literally ass at it. he loves baby turtles and children and is a divorce and something of a pedo. NONE of his students likes him and he takes hella mental health days. can never remember to put his mask on

“ohhh Eric! u forgot to put ur mask on”
“come on over and teach me some math baby ;)”

by EVAN PETERS LOVER March 2, 2022

Eric

Typically a fag with small penis who curls his arms up like a t rex and runs around and scares the neighbourhood cats. Erics think there all that and do things like eat a whole wheel of cheese and poop in the refrigerator. Also lowlifes.

He is being an Eric again

by j dorian September 17, 2011

ERIC

STEAMING PILE OF SHIT! A MORNING BOWEL MOVEMENT OR THE DOG DO UNDER YOUR SHOE! TO TAKE A DUMP

I Just stepped in a big ole pile of steaming "Eric"! My morning "Eric" was a crowning achievement! I just took a huge "Eric"! etc!

by Yosemite Sammy October 26, 2011

Eric

One who is a complete narcissist thinks he knows everything about everything when truly it is entirely a general knowledge likes fast hondas even though his is godly slow and is very indecisive but is ocd about the little things like his penis that is due to fall into the abyss due to sex with skuts someone who likes it strictly in the butt

STOP BEING SUCH AN ERIC IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW I SPELL V-TEC

YOUR AN ERIC IF YOU PUNCH A HOLE IN THE WALL DUE TO A DIRTY SKUT NAMED LEILA

by its V-TECH April 8, 2010

Eric

Eric is the dumbest person you'll ever meet.

Eric whats 10+9?
21?

by bobbbbyyyycash January 17, 2019

Eric

An Eric is a roommate during college that refuses to do anything productive. Common traits include, but are not limited to:

1. failing all classes
2. never going to class
3. waking up at 4PM
4. disappearing until the early morning.
5. drinking profusely

My roommate is such an Eric, I swear he isn't going to get anywhere in life.

by dictionary August 30, 2008