Emesculate

The act of retrieving a zygote and separating it into a sperm and egg. This is an alternative to abortion, with the main difference being the fact that the parents receive their sperm and egg, unlike abortion.

Joe: I emesculated my child!
Bob: You're a man...

by dw104c February 12, 2024

eJaculate

Is how someone types "ejaculate" after typing "eSwatini" too many times.

Last night I accidentally in the PornHub search I wrote "step-dad eJaculates inside of step-daughter" lol!

by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

emerculate

Merc, or emerculate: To kill, or eliminate something - used in a videogame scenario.
ee-mur-k-you-late

I just emerculated them. Time to emerculate them.

by 42bird. February 3, 2026

Emasculated, emascUulated, emasculateD

Emasculated, emascUulated, emasculateD

Emasculated, emascUulated, emasculateD

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Immaculate Vibes

A way of describing an ideal environment, widely popularized by Chaz Borello.

"The vibes are immaculate vibes"

by Merriam-Webster96 August 4, 2025

Immaculate Defecation

A perfect bowel movement which requires no cleaning afterwards.

Brad glimpsed at the used toilet paper to gauge his progress and was astonished to be greeted by a wad of pristine, folded two-ply. He struggled to recall his diet that had resulted in this Immaculate Defecation and knew his friends would not believe him later.

by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025

Exaculately

exaculately /ɪɡˈzæk.jʊ.lət.li/ (adverb)
Definition:
Used to emphasize that something is both exactly and absolutely true, correct, or accurate; a stronger, more confident form of “exactly.”
Origin:
Blend of exactly + absolutely (coined by Atit Dallakoti, 2025, Nepal).

Example sentences:
“That’s exaculately what I was thinking!”
“You’re exaculately right — no question about it.”

by Fan of football October 6, 2025