A great book by Frank Portman. A tale told Tom Henderson, not so lovingly nicknamed "Mo" (Hehe) by his fellow classmates, about how he tries to unravel the mystery surrounding his father's death. Includes some awesome new vocab including Chi-Mo and Ramone.
My AP World teacher took away my copy of King Dork because she caught me reading it in class. We then proceeded to make cut-and-paste posters of famous World leaders for the next to weeks.........
by Sleeplessfitz September 28, 2006
Get the King Dork mug.The act of running rampid around a small four walled room while useing two hands to caresses ones lower region to point of eruption. You can rate your preformance by the ammount of white fluids that cover the wall.
Rooms such as parents room, bedroom, dinningroom, class room, principles office and jail cell are perfect examples of areas that the derk jerk would be most effective.
Rooms such as parents room, bedroom, dinningroom, class room, principles office and jail cell are perfect examples of areas that the derk jerk would be most effective.
Bryce: Hey, what did you do last night?
Aaron: I did the Derk Jerk in my mothers room!
Bryce: Awsome im going to do that tonight in my sisters room
*High five*
Aaron: I did the Derk Jerk in my mothers room!
Bryce: Awsome im going to do that tonight in my sisters room
*High five*
by Houdini Master April 30, 2008
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by Grandmasta J March 1, 2003
Get the derk mug.It is literally a rubber band hanging on the doorknob, used to warn a roommate(usually in college dorms) that the other is currently having sex in that room.
If your ever having sex and you dont want your roommate to come in by accedent then just put a rubberband on the doorknob.
by voodoom August 21, 2006
Get the rubberband on the doorknob mug.To be a complete dork who actually thinks they are super cool. The exact opposite of cool beans.
Plural form dork beans means to think something is really cool, but in reality is completely lame.
Plural form dork beans means to think something is really cool, but in reality is completely lame.
by So Awesome July 7, 2010
Get the Dork Bean mug.Deadpool's name for his guns.
A recurring gag of Deadpool's is when he calls his guns "doorknobs", only to confuse both allies and enemies.
A recurring gag of Deadpool's is when he calls his guns "doorknobs", only to confuse both allies and enemies.
by Merc of a Mouth January 10, 2013
Get the Doorknobs mug.Jamie: Did you see Ray's suspenders? SO cute!
Kayla: Are you serious? He's such a nerd!
Jamie : Hence him being adorkable! I guess I adore-a-dork!
Kayla: Are you serious? He's such a nerd!
Jamie : Hence him being adorkable! I guess I adore-a-dork!
by TrueGleek January 21, 2010
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