donche

To shove ones fingers up a friend's rectum whilst yelling DONCHE! commonly used in college dorms and frat houses. Suitable for men and women as long as not in a relationship together. Recommended for close friends only.

Bro#1 cooking himself dinner in kitchen, (hears door open and close)

Bro#1: "who is it?"
Bro#2: "DONCHE!" as he shoves pointer and middle finger up friends butt aiming for rectum.

Bro#1: "Ah shit you got me agian"
Bro#2: "DUDE you got my fingers wet!!!

Bro#1: "sorry bro" continues cooking

by elk ridge bros + LLC E 303 June 28, 2010

Dockers

West Indies slang (particularly St. Vincent & the Grenadines)for sunglasses.

"The sun is bright where are my dockers!?!"

by Lady Jade July 19, 2006

Diche

(pronounced as dish)

a mix between a dick and a douche.

a guy who is a real asshole.

wow sam is such a dish. i mean hes so much a dish he is a full course meal.

by sHANNONNNN September 13, 2005

dockers

Part of Craprate America's uniform. Also used as a mind control tool to keep its employees down and stupid. Designed to make you look fat and less intelligent than well-heeled C-level executives.

Hey, did you get the new memo?
Yeah, no more jeans. Dockers and polo shirts.
Wonder if we should sing when they put the chains on?

by dethscul August 13, 2005

Dockeroo

A man and a kangaroo enjoy a wonderful docking session where the kangaroo gets his didgeridoo and rubs it against the head of the man's penis.

Steve Irwin's Secret Dockeroo Documentary: The Australian Outback: Out the back, Brokeback & Bareback

by Dockslide McGeown December 17, 2008

Dachel

An insult used to describe a mentally handicapped person.

Seth... You are such a fucking dachel

by Hemoglobein January 18, 2008

doochess

1. the wife of a dooch
2. a poopy, pouty girl who says "OH NO!" and likes her men like fine wine

When the coconut fell on the doochess' head, the doochess said "OH NO!"

by Bia 2 September 23, 2003