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Digital STD

A computer virus (or other form of malware) contracted from a porn site.

Can be abbreviated as DSTD.
1. "Careful on that side, dude. You might catch a DSTD."
"Hmm, you're right. I'd better put on my browser condom."

2. "Low awareness of Digital STDs is a serious issue that negatively impacts the lives of countless non-tech-savvy horny individuals."
by Jeffburton April 20, 2010
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digital transformation

A word used by sales people with limited knowledge of technology to define the movement from an older type of technology to something newer, sparkly and expensive but not necessarily better.
Do you want help with digital transformation of your current set-up to the cloud, all it takes is money, poor project management, staff re-training and if you are lucky, you might have something that is less secure, a pain to administer and at best as awful as what you had before but on someone else's computer
by Utterly Delightful March 27, 2018
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digital shyness

defined as the abnormal, out-of-character, timid behavior exhibited by students online in which they seem to fear speaking

a term coined by Dr. Mark Tarpley on November 20, 2020 while observing the behavior of his students as they switched to online Zoom schooling due to the coronavirus

“digital shyness of digital natives” - DSDN
Today’s virtual class time was not very interactive and productive, due to the digital shyness my students displayed.
by cheyennnee November 20, 2020
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digital shoulder

a kind of camera; an expression referring high-tech
Be careful what you surf on the internet; you might get fired if your boss decides to take a look over your digital shoulder.
by Lori. November 20, 2010
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Digital Vitiligo

When the media uses people of colour in ads, magazines, etc. and lightens their skin in an effort to be more "marketable" read: white and "appealing" read: white to a larger white audience.

This process lightens the skin so much that the person in question bears little resemblance to a real person of colour and is obviously fake.
"Did you see Rihanna on the cover of Vogue? It looks like she has digital vitiligo..."

"Why do Venus and Serena Williams look about 4 shades lighter than normal in the new iPhone commercial?"
by ThisIsRoc January 25, 2013
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Daddy Digital

Your go to person who knows all the latest and most interesting news. The person you always call to fix all of your computer problems. And kn Also a pun on Wu Tang's RZA's BOBBY DIGITAL album from 1998.
Leo Laporte is my Daddy Digital. Dude always knows what's up with Google and everything tech related.
by wheelzr April 10, 2010
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Digit Punch

When you forcefully take two fingers, and jab them into someone in a punching fashion.
If you fart in my face, I will digit punch you in the asshole!
by SamSquared March 14, 2015
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