Dingus

Someone who forgets their water bottle due to their lovable idiotic nature.

Man, it's103 degrees! I can't believe he was such a dingus.

by Samknowthat September 6, 2011

dingus

An utterly stupid person

That guy over there is a dingus. Don't listen to anyithing he says.

by Shawn B. March 28, 2003

dingus

One who stretches every morning in hopes of sucking his own dick.

1. That dingus went to the ER after drinking a six-pack of O'Doules.
2. That mongloid is such a Dingus Khan.

by big biff and the chubbs January 22, 2005

dingus

A person.. particularly someone's Dad who is very stupid and likes 1970s muscle cars and expensive designer clothing.

Example A: My Dad is a real dingus he likes old muscle cars that cost $2,000

Example B: Hurry up, dingus stop jacking off in the bathroom and let's get wasted!

by Johnny McJoints September 9, 2007

BINGUS DINGUS

A HUGE ASS PP. IF YOU HAVE A BINGUS DINGUS.. MAAAAN HOLY SHIT🙄

Dreamwastaken has a BINGUS DINGUS

by Ghostbur May 9, 2021

Dingus

Someone who says something brutally ironic. Often someone of a less than average intelligence.

Black Lives Matter: ALL WHITES ARE RACIST!

White: Bloody dingus.

by /b/Threadstarter June 8, 2017

Dingus

Bobby

Bobby your such a dingus, bobby your stop being a dingus

by Steven.14 May 7, 2018