Dane Cook is not remotely funny, yet his extreme body language appeals to a surprisingly large audience. He is obnoxious and unable to string together logical bits of humor. A man of Italian-Irish heritage, somehow Cook was selected to host Saturday Night Live (2005) and was given a Comedy Central Special (2000).
I can recall being in a room full of people rolling over laughing as Dane Cook pretended to be a spitting alien.
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